Two goats arrive in Hollywood, dreaming of making it big. They go from one casting call to the next, t hey try Paramount, but the casting director says they aren’t the "right look." They go to Warner Bros., but they’re told there are no roles for hoofed mammals this season. They try for at Universal, but they’re told they lack "star power." By the end of the week, they are starving, broke, and bitter. They wander onto the MGM backlot and find a dumpster behind one of the soundstages. Inside is a discarded, tangled mess of celluloid film. They're so hungry they just start devouring the strips of film. As they’re chewing, one goat notices the label on the rusted canister: Gone with the Wind. They look at each other, and one goat, chewing the celluloid film tape, says to the other: "This isn't so bad." The other goat, shakes his head and says: "The book was better." In Cold Blood: From Fact to Fictions The Holcomb Massacre In the early...